hardcore-universe:

Thank you bathtub crocodile.


Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack


nxstyle:

Daft Punk for Vogue.


niknak79:

Dude So many 12’s


#so much pain in his expression


"zazzles"


reveillertm:

macabrelolita:

I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’

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I hope senpai bonds with me

^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHA